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Look At How The Girls Have Changed In Just 5 Years Time! However, Don't Act Too Surprised, Punchy. Because You Know They Have Always Managed to Maintain A Certain Level Of Beauty And Killer Charm! Here Are 3 Fine Examples Of BLEEDING EDGE'S Dedication To Greatness. From Left To Right: It's Series 3 Super Heavyweight Bank Account-Breaker SCORPIO VIXEN. If You Can Manage To Even Find Her For Yourself, She Will Empty Your Pockets. Expensive, But Worth It! Next From The Brand Spanking Shiny New Series 7 It's KATERINA MOREAU. With Long Tail And Ears For Hat, This Girl Along With Her Buds OLIVIA O'LATERN And ATARA INFERNO (Not Pictured) Are Proving Herself To Be A Highly Desired BeGoth! Last....But Hardly Least, It Is The Darkest Version Of BLEEDING EDGE'S Very Favorite Gothic Enchantress, STORM! This One Has Become Very Hard To Find Due To The Fact That Everybody Who Owns Her Is Absolutely Freakin' Smitten With Her And Would Rather Be Kicked In The Forehead From A Pair Of Spiked Golf Shoes Than Even Considering Selling Her! From Series 4 It's EVENING STORM! The Economy Has Got Everybody Down And Alot Of People Are Watching Every Cent These Days! That's Why Here At The DOCTOR'S OFFICE I Am Adjusting All My Prices To Reflect The Situation. Listen! Of Course There Are Going To Be Some RARE Dolls That Are Just Going To Be Expensive Because Of Their Desirability. However, I Have Adjusted Most Of The Girls Prices To Accommodate The Economy! So Excuse The Mess Here! In Order To Give Youse Guys Your BEGOTH Fix The Doctor Is Constantly Trying To Change Things Up Here On A Daily Basis These Days! So If You Visit Here And It's Show The Site Under Construction, Do Not Freak-Out. The Doctor Always Returns! YES.
As Long As I Am Here I Might As Well Talk About The Popularity SERIES 7! Listen, The Girls Of Series 7 Are The Most Stunning And Unique Designed BeGoths To Date. Because Of This, Interest In The Earlier Series Of The BeGoth Girls Have Gone Insane!! Older Dolls And SuperBad Exclusives Like PURPLE LEDA SWANSON (Above With Here Plum Crazy 1970 Plymouth GTX And In The Background Her 1970 Dodge Super Bee!) Are Starting To Become Low In Numbers. Because Of This, Some Crack-Smoking Sellers Are Charging You Prices That Are Just Freakin' Criminal. Pathetic. To Prove My Point, I Have Been Going To That Bag Of Shite Auction Site Known As eBay. And Anybody Who Has Been Visiting This Site Here Knows How I Feel About eBay. Those Awful Corporate Piggies Over There! However, That's Neither Here Nor There! I Do This For 2 Reasons: 1). I Like To Give You Collectors A Chance To Score Some Pretty Cool Dollies At A Reasonable Price. 2). I Use eBay To Drive Traffic Here. I Think This Is A Cool Place To Hang Out And Look Around. PLUSI Don't Want You To Go To eBay To Buy Your BeGoths.............
I Want You To Come Here And Buy Your BeGoths
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Speaking Of Series 8, Why Don't You Freakazoids Take A Looky-Loo At The Girls Of The The Silent Silver Screen Era! Break Out Your Bottle Of Bathtub Gin And Do The Charleston For These Girls Hail From The Good Ol' Black And Whites! From Left To Right It's BLEEDING EDGE'S Arachniphobic Enchantress, Flapper Girl GLORIA PHOBIA! Is It Fay Wray? NO DICE! It's Redheaded Siren GRETA VENDETTA! And Now....The Starlet Of The Silent Screen Era, Tragic And Beautiful SILENT SCREEN STORMY!!
Wait A Second! Did I Say "Redheaded" Siren GRETA VENDETTA?!? Well, Frenchy Let Me Tell You How Cool BLEEDING EDGE Is; They Released Promo Pictures Of The Series 8 Girls Including Exclusives And Then Put Their Ears To The Walls And Listen To The Chatter Of The Collectors. People Loved The Raven Exclusive Version So Much That BLEEDING EDGE Decided That She Now Must Become The REGULAR VERSION Of Black And White Series 8. Which, Of Course, Now Means Redheaded GRETA Will Become An Exclusive. However, From What I Have Been Brought To Understand Is That There Won't Even Be A Redhetta Gretta, There Is A Buzz That There Will Be An Exclusive But She Will Be Blonde And Shameless! Which Is Also A Good Thing! So, Depending On Which Version You Fancy, You Should Have Some Cool Dollies To Choose From! I For One, Really Dig The Raven Version! Oh Yeah! But The Blonde Should Be Quite Interesting Also!
DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO! Japan Is a Country Of Unimaginable Creativity And Artistic Beauty! You Better Believe Here At The Doctor's Office There Is An Never-Ending Supply Of Some Of The Coolest Japanese Goodies That You Will Not Find Anywhere Else! Sexy PVC Figures, Garage Kits, And Trading Figures! You Want Manga? Howabout Some Anime? You Say You Want Some Cosplay Video?!? You Better Believe The Doctor Has Got The Choice Stash Of Everything From A Cool Country Of Culture! Most Importantly, The Windowboxes These Products Are Shipped In Are Guaranteed To Be Mint Without Corner Damage Or Ragged Edges. This Is An Issue With Most Collectors. Most Retailers Stuff These Items Into Boxes That Are Way To Small For Them To Save On Shipping. Therefore, The Item Gets Damaged. Well, That's Bullshit. Here At The Doctor's Office Each And Every Item Is Carefully Inspected And Then Packed Like A Mummy And Certified Minty. If There Are Any Box Issues Here, Guess What? The Doctor Will Give You A Heads Up By Telling You What Is What. Then, I Will Give You A Price Break On Any Product With Box Damage. Hey, These Girls Are An Investment That You Pay Good Money For! To Receive Any Item In A Windowbox That Looks Like It's Been Through A War Is AbsolutelyUnacceptable.
~ BRATZ ~
At First I Did Not Really Like The Bratz Dolls. I Thought They Were Just Too Mainstream For The Doctor's Office. Mass Produced By MGA With A Smug Look On Their Face Kind Of Like The Carefree Snotty Look Of Paris Hilton. Not Only Did I Not Like Them, I Kind Of Hated Them. However, Nowadays The More I Read About These Girls The More I Appreciate Them! A Court Ruling In An Ongoing Battle Between Mattel's Barbie And MGA's Bratz Confirmed By An Earlier Jury Finding That The Original Bratz Fashion Dolls And The "Bratz" Name Were Created By A Shemp Who Was A Mattel Employee At The Point In Time Of Creation And Thus Belong To Mattel. What Freakin' Balls. The Judge Agreed And Also Concluded That, While The Jury Was Not Specific As To Whether It Found Only The Original Set Of 4 Bratz Dolls Or Their Many, Many, Many Siblings To Be Infringements Of Mattel's Copyrights, The Court's Own Evaluation Of The Expressive Elements Of The Works Showed All Of Them To Be Substantially Similar To The Original Drawings. In Short, This Dumb-Ass Developed The Bratz On Mattel Company Time. Then Sold The Idea To Another Company. Therfore Bratz And Their Many Variations Of The Bratz Belong To Mattel. If Chief Fondlesack Would Have Just Worked On The Idea At Home He Would Have Been Fine. But As Of Now, As Long As Bratz Ideas Existed On Mattel Corporate Computer Systems The Courts Will Not Only Take The Idea And Give It Back, They Will Also Take Retro-Active Pay That Was Made On The Item. Which Is In The Billions. Ouch. Now That's Gonna Hurt. Now On Top Of All This, I Have Found Out About The Sheer, Unadulterated HATE That Mothers Have For The Little Bratz:
I can't stand the Bratz dolls. I mean there name says it all. I do not buy anything Bratz related for my daughter. I have tried to let other people know that I don't want her getting Bratz stuff but there have been a few people that have not respected my wishes..........
I hate Bratz because their clothes are slutty and they all seem to have been injected with botox. The Bratz are so young looking, and so made up. I refuse to buy them............
I mean girls as young as five play with these dolls, which instead of bratz i call them Slutz, they wear tarty clothes and are plastered with makeup, and the bratz tv show has them dating guys, i mean i dont think these dolls should be played with by impressional little girls, i mean ive seen little girls dressed like these dolls and i think its terrible, also ive seen 7 yr olds wearing clothes by the playboy brand, i dont think children should be able to buy these brands....
Any Dolly That Could Cause This Much Termoil In The System Is A Sure Shoe-In Here At The DOCTOR'S OFFICE!
The Bratz, The Little sluts, wearin' their slut gear gathered 'round The Uber-sluts at a slut party forming an evil slut alliance to corrupt your children.
Forget About SEXUAL CONTENT, Nowadays People Are SO Uptight About Every Fucking Thing That It's Getting ReGoddamndiculous. Thanks To Illustrious Agencies Like, For Example, The FCC And Various Religious Organizations , You Might Not Be Able To Get Recent Works Of Certain Artist From Your Neighborhood Mom And Pop Type Comic Store. So Artist Like Larry Welz, Jim Balent And Holly GoLightly, And Richard Moore Might Be Ignored! Hey Listen, Comics Aren't For Just Kiddies Anymore! We Have Realized This Here At The Doctor's Office So There Is A Huge Selection Of Underground Comics For You To Choose From Along With Your Obscure Favorites! And Just When You Think It's Over - It's Not Over Because The Doctor Also Has Some Super Ultra Cool Books! From Lenore By Roman Dirge To Frank Miller's Sin City! However, The Doctor Does Not Carry Ritchie Rich And Little Lulu SO If You Are Easily Offended By Bad Books That Might Use The Dreaded F-Word I Suggest That You Hurry Away From Here And Click This Link Fast: www.LazyTown.com And Dance The BING BANG With Stephanie!
Whether You Are Looking For A Brand Spanking New Series Of Coffin Babies, Or Maybe You Are Looking For A LDD Dollie Or A Fashion Victim! Whatever It May be You Will Always Find Some Kind Of Super Cool Living Dead Doll Here! However, The LDD'S Make Limited Numbered Visits To The Doctor's Office...........Afterall, They Don't Need A Doctor Anymore, They're Dead! However, It's Best To Check In Frequently To Make Sure You Do Not Miss Them!
You Know, Here In The Doctor's Office There Is A Huge Selection Of Some Of The Coolest Shirts And Accessories Around! Hard To Get Anti-Social Garb Guaranteed To Piss Off The Establishment! Don't Expect To Find Anything Plaid, Pastel Or Trendy Here! Go To Your Local Mall And Shop Ambercrappy & Feltch For That Silly Shit! Now, If You Are Here To Find Something Obscure And Twisted, Something That Your Mom Would Want To Get Her Hands On Just To Burn Then You Have Come To The Right Place!!
Here At The Doctor's Office There Is Always A Huge Killer Supply Of Dolls ! BUT Say You Don't Want A Cool Dolly Maybe You Want Some Kind Of SICK-COOL VINYL COLLECTIBLE FIGURES! Or Maybe You Are A FAMILY GUY Fanatic! Howabout Some Of The Coolest Assortment Of FAMILY GUY FIGURES Around For You To Choose From! From SIMPSONS To THE CORPSE BRIDE, To RARE-ASS Collectible QEE FIGURES To HEAVY METAL HEADKNOCKERS! Think That's All?!? NO DICE! Because Here The Doctor Carries ADULT SWIM Goodies Along With Some Of The Most-Collectible From MEZCO Toys! The Doctor Stocks His Prescription Cabinet With Some Of The Rareest Hard-To-Find Toys And Figures! That You Will Never-Ever Find At Your Local Toy Store! They Just Don't Have The Balls To Supply The Masses With Such Anti-Social Goodies!
~ LUMPY ROTTWEILER Child Monitoring Services ~
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And MGA's Bratz Confirmed By An Earlier Jury Finding That The Original Bratz Fashion Dolls And The "Bratz" Name Were Created By A Shemp Who Was A Mattel Employee At The Point In Time Of Creation And Thus Belong To Mattel. What Freakin' Balls. The Judge Agreed And Also Concluded That, While The Jury Was Not Specific As To Whether It Found Only The Original Set Of 4 Bratz Dolls Or Their Many, Many, Many Siblings To Be Infringements Of Mattel's Copyrights, The Court's Own Evaluation Of The Expressive Elements Of The Works Showed All Of Them To Be Substantially Similar To The Original Drawings. In Short, This Dumb-Ass Developed The Bratz On Mattel Company Time. Then Sold The Idea To Another Company. Therfore Bratz And Their Many Variations Of The Bratz Belong To Mattel. If Chief Fondlesack Would Have Just Worked On The Idea At Home He Would Have Been Fine. But As Of Now, As Long As Bratz Ideas Existed On Mattel Corporate Computer Systems The Courts Will Not Only Take The Idea And Give It Back, They Will Also Take Retro-Active Pay That Was Made On The Item. Which Is In The Billions. Ouch. Now That's Gonna Hurt. Now On Top Of All This, I Have Found Out About The Sheer, Unadulterated HATE That Mothers Have For The Little Bratz:
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