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Listen Frenchy, Nobody Likes To Get Dicked Around. Let's Face It, There Are A Lot Of Cheats On The Internet Looking For The Scam. So, Of Course It's Only Natural That Everybody Wants To Feel Comfortable About Online Purchases. Whether It Is From A Major Retail Store Or An Obscure Cool Online Store Like The Doctor's Office, It's Always Important To Know That You Are Dealing With A VERIFIED COOL, And HONEST Retailer! The Doctor Says: Rest Assured There Spanky. Your Online Purchase Here At The Doctor's Office Is Guaranteed To Be Pleasant And Straight Up! But Just Don't Take The Doctor's Advice, Please Feel Free To Click The Link Below And You Will Be Able To Research My Ebay Positive Feedback From 1255 Happy Patrons From All Around The World That Are More Than Happy With The Good Doctor's Outstanding Excellent Honest Service! Furthermore, Along With These Testimonials Please Remember That The Doctor Now Accepts All Major Credit Cards Along With Payments Through PAYPAL Where He Is A Verified Member In Good Standing! Adding To Your Shopping Confidence! Expect Nothing But The Best Here! Sit Back, Relax, And Have A Great Online Experience Here At The Doctor's Office!!
Hey Look! It's Time For The San Diego Comic Con! SDCC Was Founded As The Golden State Comic Book Convention And Later The San Diego Comic Book Convention In 1970 By Shel Dorf And A Group Of San Diegans. It Is Traditionally A Four-Day Event (July 22-25, Thursday Through Sunday — Though A Four-Hour Preview Night On Wednesday Is Open To Professionals, Exhibitors, And Some Lucky Guests Pre-Registered For All Four Days) Originally Showcasing Comic Books, Science Fiction/Fantasy And Film/Television (As Was Evident By The Three Circled Figures Appearing In Comic-Con's Original Logo), And Related Popular Arts, The Convention Has Expanded Over The Years To Include A Larger Range Of Pop Culture Elements, Such As Horror, Anime, Manga, Animation, Toys, Collectible Card Games, Video Games, Webcomics, And Fantasy Novels. The Convention Is The Largest In The Western Hemisphere, And Second Largest In The World After Angoulême International Comics Festival in France. In The 21st Century, The Convention Has Drawn Toy And Collectibles Designers Who Sell "Comic Con Exclusive" Products. Such Companies Have Included Hasbro, Mattel, And Sideshow Collectibles. Most Such Exclusives Are Licensed Properties Of Movie, Comic Book, And Animation Characters.
Character Cosplay: Serious Business.
Along With Panels, Seminars, And Workshops With Comic Book Professionals, There Are Previews Of Upcoming Feature Films, Portfolio Review Sessions With Top Comic Book And Video Game Companies, And Such Evening Events As Awards Ceremonies And The Masquerade; A Costume Contest, And The Comic-Con International Independent Film Festival, Which Showcases Shorts And Feature Length Movies That Do Not Have Distribution Or Distribution Deals. Like Most Comic Book Conventions, Comic-Con Features A Large Floorspace For Exhibitors. These Include Media Companies Such As Movie Studios And TV Networks, As Well As Comic-Book Dealers And Collectibles Merchants. Like Most Comics Conventions, Comic-Con Includes An Autograph Area, As Well As The Artists' Alley Where Comics Artists Can Sign Autographs And Sell Or Do Free Sketches. Despite The Name, Artists' Alleys Can Include Writers And Even Models. Academicians And Comic Industry Professionals Annually Hold The Comics Arts Conference at Comic-Con, Presenting Scholarly Studies On Comics As A Medium. Educational Forums Such As The Comics Arts Conference Help Comic-Con Maintain Its Non-Profit Status. Comic-Con International Also Produces Two Other Conventions, WonderCon And The Alternative Press Expo (APE), Both Held In San Francisco, California. Since 1974, Comic-Con Has Bestowed Its Annual Inkpot Award To Guests And Persons Of Interest In The Industries Of Popular Arts As Well As To Members Of Comic-Con's Board of Directors And Convention Committee. It Is Also The Home Of The Will Eisner Awards, Commonly Shortened To The Eisner Award, Is A Prize Given For Creative Achievement In American Comic Books. It Is Named In Honor Of The Pioneering Writer And Artist Will Eisner, Who Was A Regular Participant In The Award Ceremony Until His Death In 2005, And Includes The Comics Industry's Hall of Fame. The Eisner Award Was Created In Response To The Discontinuation Of The Kirby Awards After 1987.
Comic-Con International Has Served As The Setting For Many Movies, And Network And Cable TV Programs. Mark Hamill's Comic Book: The Movie, And For An Episode Of The HBO Television Series Entourage, The Latter Of Which, While Set At The Event, Was Not Filmed There. Comic-Con Also Served As An Excuse For The Fictional Characters Seth Cohen And Ryan Atwood's Trip To Tijuana, Mexico In The First Sseason Of The TV Series The O.C. The Convention Also Featured Prominently As A Setting For The Numb3rs Episode "Graphic". In Season 4 Of Beauty and the Geek, An Episode Was Featured Where The Contestants Travelled To Comic-Con 07 And Were Given A Challenge To Create Their Own Superheroes. In An Episode Of Punk'd, Hilary Swank Gets Punk'd After An "Attack From Talking Robot." Ashton Kutcher. Good Lord, What A Douchebag. In Season Five Episode Six Of The Showtime Show Weeds, Attendees From Comic Con 2009 Are Seen In Silas And Doug's Medicinal Marijuana Club.
~ BLEEDING EDGE GOTHS ~
Steve Varner Has Been Kicking Ass In The Toy Business Since The 1970's. Opening His Own Company, Varner Studios In October Of 1979, He Quickly Gained Notoriety As A Trail Blazer Who Set Atmospheric High Standards In Quality And Creativity In The Industry. Creating Toys For Companies Such As Mattel, Hasbro, And Disney. In 2002 Steve~With Inspiration From His Son, Created His Own Line Of Gothic Fashion Dolls. Known As Bleeding Edge Goths, They Are The Epitome Of The Subculture. Dark As A Moonless Night, Strange And Beautiful. These Girls Are Most Unique In Design, They Wear Lace And They Wear Black Leather. The BeGoths Are 12 Inch Fashion Dolls That Are Limited In Production. They Have A Strong Following Of Frenzied Devotee Who Embrace Diversity! Doctor Butcher Knows Conformity Is Way Overrated And Supports Steve And Bleeding Edge By Offering You The BeGoth Girls! However, Be Advised That The BeGoths Stay At The Doctor's Office Is Usually A Short Visit ~ They Sell Out Very Quickly!
DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO! Japan Is a Country Of Unimaginable Creativity And Artistic Beauty! You Better Believe Here At The Doctor's Office There Is An Never-Ending Supply Of Some Of The Coolest Japanese Goodies That You Will Not Find Anywhere Else! Sexy PVC Figures, Garage Kits, And Trading Figures! You Want Manga? Howabout Some Anime? You Say You Want Some Cosplay Video?!? You Better Believe The Doctor Has Got The Choice Stash Of Everything From A Cool Country Of Culture! Most Importantly, The Windowboxes These Products Are Shipped In Are Guaranteed To Be Mint Without Corner Damage Or Ragged Edges. This Is An Issue With Most Collectors. Most Retailers Stuff These Items Into Boxes That Are Way To Small For Them To Save On Shipping. Therefore, The Item Gets Damaged. Well, That's Bullshit. Here At The Doctor's Office Each And Every Item Is Carefully Inspected And Then Packed Like A Mummy And Certified Minty. If There Are Any Box Issues Here, Guess What? The Doctor Will Give You A Heads Up By Telling You What Is What. Then, I Will Give You A Price Break On Any Product With Box Damage. Hey, These Girls Are An Investment That You Pay Good Money For! To Receive Any Item In A Windowbox That Looks Like It's Been Through A War Is AbsolutelyUnacceptable!
The Deathly Smile That Rises Above The Darkness.
Black Rock Shooter's Rival-To-Be, "Dead Master" Is Getting Her Own PVC Figure, Based On An Illustration By Her Original Creator, Huke!
Dead Master Stands With A Relaxed Expression As A Fearless Smile Stretches Across Her Face. In Her Right Hand She Wields Her Giant Sickle, "Death Scythe", And In Her Left Hand She Holds A Skull Which Can Be Replaced With A Chain Using The Included Replaceable Parts. It's A Figure That Shows Both The Mystery Surrounding Dead Master, As Well As Emphasizes The Unique Style That Can Only Be Found In The World Of Black Rock Shooter.
Hey, Here At The Doctor's Office I Am Completely Aware Of The Cheaply Produced Counterfeit PVC's That Are Finding Their Way To The American Market Place. Buyer Beware:These Imitations Are Made Through A Cheap Recast Procedure And Will Appear To Be A Quality Product At First Inspection. Further Review Will Reveal A Whole Lot Of Imperfections In The PVC And A Difference In The Painting On The Figure. The Counterfeit Will Lack Gradation And Shading On The Clothing. Plus They Have Completely Omitted The Paint On The Body Itself. Well, There Will Be None Of That Shit Here. All My Girls Are Guaranteed Certified Originals. My Distributors Are Legitimate And Offer Me Only Genuine Authentic Figures, Shipped Straight From The Factory Sealed With The Companies Lazer Optic Tag Adhered To The Windowbox. So Don't Even Try To Second Guess Whether The Girls Here At The Doctor's Office Are The Real Deal, I Wouldn't Accept Anything Less Than That Just For The Simple Fact That I Want To Offer Youse People The Best That Japan Has To Offer.....And That's Good For My Reputation As A Seller! Take It From Hanayo-Chan, She Went To Some Poser's Crappy Toy Outfit And Payed An Ungodly Amount Of Money For A Counterfeit PVC. Now She Feels Cheated And Says That She Does Not Appreciate Getting Ripped Off!
From One Of The All-Time Classics Anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Comes Soryu Asuka Langley As Envisioned By Famed Uber-Artist Shunya Yamashita And Brought To Three Dimensional Life By Master Sculptor Mitsumasa Yoshizawa (REFLECT). This Long Awaited Follow-Up To Yamato's Rei Ayanami Stands Approximately 9.85", And Comes Complete With Display Base And Illustrated Postcard All Packaged In A Japanese Style Collector's Window Box. Asuka Will Be Arriving To The Doctor's Office Later On This Year!
Forget About SEXUAL CONTENT, Nowadays People Are SO Uptight About Every Fucking Thing That It's Getting ReGoddamndiculous. Thanks To Illustrious Agencies Like, For Example, The FCC And Various Religious Organizations You Might Not Be Able To Get Recent Works Of Certain Artist From Your Neighborhood Mom And Pop Type Comic Store. So Artist Like Larry Welz, Jim Balent, Holly GoLightly, And Richard Moore Might Go On To Be Ignored! Hey Listen, Comics Aren't For Just Kiddies Anymore! We Have Realized This Here At The Doctor's Office So There Is A Huge Selection Of Underground Comics For You To Choose From Along With Your Obscure Favorites!....And I'm Not Talking About Some Faggy-Waggy Superhero In Tights Either ~ The Doctor Carries Some Super Ultra Cool Books! From Lenore By Roman Dirge To Frank Miller's Sin City! However, The Doctor Does Not Carry Ritchie Rich And Little Lulu SO If You Are Easily Offended By Bad Books That Might Use The Dreaded F-Word I Suggest That You Hurry Away From Here And Click This Link Fast: www.LazyTown.com And Dance The BING BANG With Stephanie!
~ LIVING DEAD DOLLS ~
Created By Ed Long And Damien Glonek, Living Dead Dolls Are 10" Tall Plastic Dolls Which Are Sold In Coffin-Shaped Boxes. Most Of The Main Series Dolls Come With A Death Certificate.The Death-Date On The Certificate Is Typically That Of A Significant Historical Event, Or Somebody's Birth Or Death. Whether You Are Looking For A Brand Spanking New Series Of Coffin Babies, Or Maybe You Are Looking For A LDD Dollie Or A Fashion Victim! Whatever It May be You Will Always Find Some Kind Of Super Cool Living Dead Doll Here! However, The LDD'S Make Limited Numbered Visits To The Doctor's Office...........Afterall, They Don't Need A Doctor Anymore, They're Dead! However, It's Best To Check In Frequently To Make Sure You Do Not Miss Them!
You Know, Here In The Doctor's Office There Is A Huge Selection Of Some Of The Coolest Shirts And Accessories Around! Hard To Get Anti-Social Garb Guaranteed To Piss Off The Establishment! Don't Expect To Find Anything Plaid, Pastel Or Trendy Here! Go To Your Local Mall And Shop Ambercrappy & Feltch For That Silly Shit! Now, If You Are Here To Find Something Obscure And Twisted, Something That Your Mom Would Want To Get Her Hands On Just To Burn Then You Have Come To The Right Place
~ OBSCURE TOYS AND ODDITIES ~
As You All Know, Here At The Doctor's Office There Is Always A Huge Killer Supply Of Japanese Collectibles And Beautifully Strange Dolls! However, Maybe You Don't Want A Japanese PVC Or A Cool Dolly Maybe You Want Some Kind Of SICK-COOL VINYL COLLECTIBLE FIGURES! Or Maybe Want To Choose From The Coolest Assortment Of FAMILY GUY Collectibles Around! From THE SIMPSONS To THE CORPSE BRIDE, To RARE-ASS Collectible QEE FIGURES There Are So Many Different Toys Here For You To Choose From It Can Make Your Freakin' Head Spin!....And I'm Not Talking About Anything You Can Find At Toys-R-Us! NO DICE! Here The Doctor Carries Obscure Exclusives From Companies Such As ADULT SWIM, TOYNAMI, And Some Of The Most-Collectible Figures From MEZCO Toys! The Doctor Stocks His Prescription Cabinet With Some Of The Rarest Hard-To-Find Toys And Figures That You Will Never-Ever Find At Your Local Toy Store! They Just Don't Have The Balls To Supply The Masses With Such Anti-Social Goodies!
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